He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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