i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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