apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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