So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize