Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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