just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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