just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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