love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I see more hoeing in ur future
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