so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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