Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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