Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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