Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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