I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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