Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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