Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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