How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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