will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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