Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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