I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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