That's intense
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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