For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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