no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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