This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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