i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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