Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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