sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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