i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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