She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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