oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
