My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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