What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
There's even glitter on my cock...
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