Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Say something about gay babies.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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