For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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