I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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