I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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