why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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