i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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