these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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