Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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