So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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