I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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