Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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