Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Randomize
