a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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