You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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