if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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