how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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