i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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