bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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