Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
