so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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