Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i came on her dog
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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