I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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