Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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