also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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